Asher Roth - I Love College

I blame my housemate for making me aware of the existence of this song, but goddamn that chorus sticks in my head. I’d say something about it, but The Hater puts it better:

1. This song rhymes “Beer pong” with “Allen Iverson” and “wasted” with “wasted.”
2. Asher Roth’s delivery can best be described as “Eminem post massive oral surgery,” while his lyrics can best be described as “Eminem post lobotomy.”
3. It sounds like your brain falling asleep and/or TGIFridays.
4. As soon as you click play, you can almost hear thousands of frat boys around the country saying, “Man, I love this song!”
5. This song is probably Joe Francis’ ringtone.

With all that in mind, if you still think you can stand “I Love College,” by all means please click play.

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