I swear to God by the time I am finished with this program
- I will not be able to look at anything over 700 years old without throwing up
- I will not be able to see or hear any Greek or Latin without wanting to self-harm
- I will have developed a debilitating drinking habit
- I will have become extremely good at hiding said d.d.h.
- I will have taught myself how to cook exactly four recipes, but absolutely nothing else
- I will have learned to open beer bottles with my teeth
- I will have looked upon teaching high school as a realistic goal
- I will have tried to measure my self-worth by the number of Oxford Classical Texts I own
- I will have fallen asleep one evening and woken up the next morning inside the Classics seminar room drooling on a Loeb
- I will have considered the previous item a win
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