May 2008
33 posts
ListenI don’t know much about These New Puritans;...
May 30th
“We’re closed for the day—we’ve run out of food!”
– the Agave Burrito Bar, Oberlin, OH, during Commencement Weekend.
May 28th
Listentuneage: Sufjan Stevens - “The Henney Buggy...
May 28th
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p: My wireless keeps cutting out
me: Maybe you should get a mac
p: I'll kill you.
May 27th
2 tags
“Don’t tell me you’re too busy. You’ve been doing nothing but sleeping in and...”
– To be fair, it’s true.
May 25th
1 tag
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The 12 Labors of... →
6. Find a lion skin that makes you look less fat.
May 25th
May 25th
Listentuneage: Joy Division - “Disorder” With two...
May 24th
25 notes
ListenBecause good girls never give it up on the first...
May 23rd
May 19th
Listentuneage: Late of the Pier - “The Bears Are...
May 19th
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I may have overreacted
I stand by my denunciation of the ridiculous visa application, but actually getting through passport control here in Frankfurt was surprisingly drama-free. Not that I’m complaining. Far from it. So I may have neglected to mention that my Athens flight was delayed because a lady was ill and needed to be taken away; I don’t actually know about that, I was just told it by another...
May 15th
May 15th
FUCK YOU, AIRLINE TRAVEL
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. (TAKE ANOTHER ONE, I’VE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM) Also, fuck you, needlessly-complicated Greek student visa requirements. It is the stupidest exercise in bureaucracy I’ve had the displeasure of encountering. Jesus Fucking Christ. It is so easy to get an F1 US student visa, and it lasts for four years, not like this...
May 15th
Parting is such sweet so-and-so →
Today is a craptastic day; grey clouds hanging ominously overhead, sprinkles of rain here and there—basically, not a day I usually associate with Athens.  That was two days ago; sunny, cloudless,…
May 14th
“At times it sounds like bragging rights. People trying to top each other. For...”
– Sleep deprivation is not a badge of honor - (37signals) More sleep-related stuff. I do this to remind myself to sleep longer. In college it’s kind of hard to do.
May 14th
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Listentuneage: Robyn - “Cobrastyle” (Teddybears...
May 14th
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“Empathy Quotient”
Your score: 13 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum The test is here, if you’re interested. I don’t think it’s indicative of anything at all. If anything, it perpetuates the stereotype that...
May 12th
May 10th
Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes Through the Ages →
Yo momma so fat, when she posed for Michaelangelo, he ran out of flesh tone. And I used to have such a refined sense of humor. I mean, what?
May 10th
So I Didn’t Go To Mykonos… →
because two days ago I started feeling ill, and it got worse on the day of my Ancient Greek final, and I thought I’d be well enough to travel today, but alas. So I didn’t go to Mykonos, and…
May 10th
Sleep: everybody does it, nobody admits it |... →
So next time someone brags to you about only sleeping for four hours a night and putting in exceedingly long days at the office, tell them you got eight hours of sleep last night and smile. I like getting sleep. I try for at least six, seven hours a night, because I love the feeling of having had a good night’s rest.
May 8th
May 7th
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New Batman Trailer →
Gaaaaah unintelligible yelling
May 5th
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“In the end I decided that learning Greek would have to be put on that long list...”
– Joseph Epstein, Balls-Up, from The Middle of My Tether: Familiar Essays
May 5th
May 5th
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Okay kids, I’ve made up my mind →
And I’m going to Mykonos/Delos this weekend.  Screw my finals (in Orthodox and Archaeology of Athens), I’m going to the birthplace of freakin’ Apollo. ‘Freakin’ Apollo’ is an epithet.  Well, it is…
May 4th
“When evangelicals get caught up in political movements, they become ‘useful...”
– An Evangelical Manifesto, via MadPriest.
May 4th
Guess who...
a) is now an Advanced Open Water Diver after a Deep Dive (paperwork pending) and b) is going to Mykonos/Delos on the weekend of finals (with tickets and everything) and c) speaks limited French? That’s right, this moi.
May 3rd
“I know what driving the long haul’s like! After my junior year at Oberlin we...”
– Lutz from 30 Rock.
May 2nd
“Fearless [our school’s new slogan/advertisement package] sucks. I...”
– ipengui. It is fugly.
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